What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*