What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets. (I'll see myself out)

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What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite