What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

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When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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What is an Hommish woman's fantasy?

Two Mennonite

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite