A plain bagel.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A Rolls-Royce.
Plymouth Rock
Elon Musk
Sneakers.
It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.
A hot dog
A Cadillac.
An obliga-tree.
A Dead End.
He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Dad jokes.
Decom-pose.
BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
Toilet trees.
culosis.
Refractions
Tenants.
Hose.
A sturgeon.
They're huge metal fans.
Carry OK
Shoepremacy.
Weeding
Battered shrimp.
A shotgun mic!
Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.
Astro-knots.
Shartonnay
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
A mushroom.
Denim Denim. Denim
an ill eagle
Edam.
A dogwood
PokMongoDB
Mosqui-toes
rated movies.
An Ex-Man.
The Moo York Times
Euca-lipton
FINNISH HYMN!
A toy-
It's a beta blocker
Cottage cheese.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
A spaniel.
A swallow
A palm tree
A Christler.
An acrobat.
Steppenwolf
Pro-state cancer.
A Toy-Yoda
Nun
Make it Tso's Number One."
Crossfit
The Spanish Inquisition.
Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:
Fruit of the tomb
One that gets you an oscar
A degree in law.
Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that
Because they use extra hops
17/38
In-ya-window
A Dell.
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
A Li-ion battery.
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
Hypertrophy!
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
Natalie Wood.
Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.
Neck-romance-y.
A Biplane.
Rib-bed
Mascarpone
A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5
Denim, denim, denim.
Two plains.
Arrr'n'B
Cashews.
Medium Pizzas
sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)
Pop music.
An Oncologist
None because they go barefoot.
A La-Barad-dr
Mabul cake.
A Dell
2 Na!
2 na
A GHETTOrade
Reality. I'll show myself out now...
An anti-hissy-tamine.
Spring water
French press
Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!
The Hodor-eliminating kind.
A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
Waiter: Probably learning to read.
Waiter: We can dream can't we
Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
A boa constructor.
He thinks one step ahead
Vitamin "D".
They lack vitamin D
Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet
Bullets.
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
