What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog