Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

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Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.

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Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

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What's a hard drive's favorite band?

Data Remember

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.