What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

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What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.