What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

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What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian