What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

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What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian