Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The Holocaust

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What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!