What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.