Idk Jokes

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

What does a rotting corpse say?

idk

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample?

IDK.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

What happens when I die?

Idk...

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

What is jon snow's favourite slang?

IDK

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho

What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you call a psychiatric patient who is afraid of doors?

Unhinged

Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Decay Jokes More Decay Jokes

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call someone who is really good at fishing?

A master-baiter

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon. :D