Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.