Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.