What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

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Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

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Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.