Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

When is the best time to see a dentist?

Tooth-Hurty

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!