Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist?

It had concavities...

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.