What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

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What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers