What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

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Kermit the frogs fingers"

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Kermit's finger

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.