What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers