What's green and purple and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.

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What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What's green and purple and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.