What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

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Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

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Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.