What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

What's the difference between r/politics and r/sandersforpresident?

The url.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy