What's long and black and dangerous to cut into?

The KFC Drive-thru line.

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.