What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

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What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.