What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

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What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"