What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

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What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

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What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

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What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.