The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
A Freudian slip.
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.
Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.
Making sure that no Juan hears you.
Recalculating route.
Because he's dead.
She writes a Chopin Liszt.
He claimed 47% of America as dependents.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."
The guy with the bulge in his sock ...
the spermutations.
The ova achiever
Because then it would be a foot.
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
My newt.
