The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
Ooo mami! (Umami)
When they scream they make no sense
A smoke aLaama.
A herring aid !
Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
I don't remember.
Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
Eso si que es.
A: Because she grew another foot.
Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
Nothing.
Because then it'd be a foot!
My newt.
