What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.