What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

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What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)