Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
nothing, hes a fan.
Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture
Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
Poop in the specimen cup.
He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
Answers below please.
He was always Stalin in his manual!
They were afraid of Stalin'
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
He was taking a sheet.
Student: "A heart attack."
Math teachers, because every student counts.
A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!
I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.
Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.
A few degrees.
I underscored."
