What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

What did they say when they forgot to embalm Satoru Iwata?

WiiU

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Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!