What's one cracker plus two crackers. 257 Calories(http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.