Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

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Crumbs!

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.