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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese.

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

Russian President Jokes More Russian President Jokes

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...