What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

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Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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How big was osama bin Laden's hard drive?

One terrorbyte.

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.