What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

What do pirates of the 21st century wear?

An iPadth.

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What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

How big was osama bin Laden's hard drive?

One terrorbyte.

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor