What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

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Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

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What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.