What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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No Gandhi

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Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

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new gloves for the cold days

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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I love you for your inner beauty.

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One with everything

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Plane.