Happy halloweenie
Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
Pump kin.
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
There was a sin tax error. 8.5
A taxi driver.
Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)
To make ends meat.
Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
so I punched him in the head.
