What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything