What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

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Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes.