What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

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Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes.