What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

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How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

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What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

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What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.