No tomatoes.
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Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
To-mate-toes!
Tom ate those.
Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.
Go for the Jugular (juggler)!
The Bawking Dead
A condescending con descending.
When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!
T-REKT.
ereptile dysfunction
Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.
Crack-a-lacking
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!
Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.
Ughs*
Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.
impasta
Because he is always pulling on his ears.
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
