No tomatoes.
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Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
To-mate-toes!
Tom ate those.
Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.
You need to take your vitamin Ayy.
Now, this may be difficult to hear..."
Sign language
It was too tired
A Popsicle.
I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you
A spanking
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.
A. "Thanks for the refill!"
There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.
Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.
The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
White vans
