What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

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