What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

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How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!