How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

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How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

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How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood