What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.