Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

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What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

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Why is the letter "O" everywhere?

Because it's a round U.

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).