Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.