What's the difference between an apple and a hormone?

You can't hear an apple

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.