How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

A: Third grade.

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How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.