What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Carve Jokes More Carve Jokes

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

Stupid Kid Jokes More Stupid Kid Jokes

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.