What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

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What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.