Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

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Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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Why was the Redditors jokes so unoriginal?

Because he Reddit off the internet.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.