They never want to log off.
He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.
I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
Quack quack!
It's been nice 'gnawing' you!
He spends all of his time on the dashboard.
Explaining his wife.
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
McDownloads!
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.
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