Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again