I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

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What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI