What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

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How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.