What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

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He wanted to be with his family.

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Daeshcams

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I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Why did the dictator's plane crash?

It was stallin'