Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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Petroleum

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It was a little over their heads

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What's the loudest economic system?

CAPITALISM

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.