Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

v2 Allah's Snackbar.

What's the loudest economic system?

CAPITALISM

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.