Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

What kind of bee can't be understood ?

A mumble bee !

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What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

What's the loudest economic system?

CAPITALISM

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.