What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?